what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Nickelback.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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