How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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your life

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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