- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Get some flipping new jokes people

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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