Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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WNBA

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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