- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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