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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Women's Rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

White NBA players.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the new green? Green

David Cameron

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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