- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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