- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

why are black people so fast? because there black

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

the economy.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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