- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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