Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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The Colts this year.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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KOOKABURRA

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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