- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Call of Duty is a good game.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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