roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

ejaculation JLR

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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