- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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