how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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