How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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