- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

The FCC

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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