- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Please don't shoot me

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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