- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Want to hear a joke? No.

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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