What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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