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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

A seal walks into a club.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

child labor

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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