- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Uh... What was emulating again?

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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