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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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