- Anti Joke

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.