- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

you give like i give lomain

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Fine, ladies first.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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