- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

Uh... What was emulating again?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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