- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

knock knock who's there? faith

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

2 + 2 = 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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