What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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