how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Connor is homo

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A jew enters a mall.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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