- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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