- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why can't february march Because april may

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

The truth is he loves her!!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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