What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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