Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's worse than this That :(

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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