- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

In soviet Russia...things are different

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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