- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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