What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

 

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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