- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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