What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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