Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Anti Joke

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