A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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