A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Women's rights

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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no rasist joks

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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whats black and large -me

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Anti Joke

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