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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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