- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

^ That's not even funny ^

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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