what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Beka has AIDS

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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