What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

What is red? A rock painted red

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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