- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

so the weather's nice...

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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