A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Bob Saget that is all

ur an fagit

I was watching Fox news.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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