Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Womens rights

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

I hate blackniggers

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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