What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

your face

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

You were born.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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