- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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