- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar. Ow

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

The GOV and the WHO?

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Womens rights

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??