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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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