- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

hola said the chinese man

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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