one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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hiya

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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