- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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