- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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