- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

No soap radio

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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