A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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