- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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