- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

[Set up] [No punch line]

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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