- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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