Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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