Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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