Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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