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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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