- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Religion.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

the WNBA.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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