Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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