- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemonade.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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