- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

your so fat. your fat!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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