i hate black people

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What does water taste like? Water

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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