- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

alex is cool

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

rocky is here again.......................

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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