Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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