Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

how much fish could a chicken

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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