Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Connor is homo

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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