- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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