- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Robin, get in the car, please.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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