What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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