A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Irish sobriety

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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