Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I'm Polish.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

I was once a hamster.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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