- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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