- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I have read the terms and conditions

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

where is the world?

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Cheese

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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