What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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they're dead. idiot.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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