- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

YOU

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

9/11 my birthday

Waseem is a hard worker.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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